Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I have a number of issues

Does anyone else hear voices while they are blow drying their hair, or is it only me?  I swear, I have to turn off the dryer several times during my coiffure because I am sure the phone is ringing or someone is leaving a message on my answering machine.  Do you think this is a problem?

Speaking of messages, I would really like it if all candidates, voters groups, PACs, and involved citizens would please STOP CALLING THIS HOUSE!  I get very excited when my phone rings, like its someone actually wanting to talk to me, or take me to lunch or something, and lately all it is political garbage.  Never mind about the junk mail.  None of these politicians can claim to be concerned about the environment with all the mailers they send out. 

I have a cold.  I thought I had narrowly avoided the whole cold thing after the sore throat I had the other day, but it came on like gang busters last night, and now I'm a kleenex-using machine.

I really don't have the energy for this today.  When you're a (bored) housewife, taking a day off really puts you behind.  I wouldn't think it would, given that I feel like I don't do a whole heck of a lot in a day, but if I take a day off, things start piling up.  Suddenly, there's no milk.  Suddenly, I need to make a halloween costume.  Animals are out of food, and no one has any underpants.  It was A DAY, PEOPLE! I have a bunch of basil to make pesto, but the last thing I want to do in this world is go to the store and buy pine nuts.  Jeez.

Sorry, I'm a little all over the place.

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