You know what I love about modern living? I love that I can turn the washer dial to Wash, turn the dryer dial to Start, press the Energy Saver button on the dishwasher, the Clean button on the roomba, and set the microwave to 15 seconds, and even though I'm sitting here chatting with you and eating room temperature leftover pizza (the best kind) I'm also doing a bunch of housework. Isn't that awesome? I feel like I'm working hard and being productive, but really I'm just pressing a series of buttons. I'm like Mrs. Jetson! Now I just need that five-armed robot that will go clean the shower tiles. You know, if such a thing existed, I would save up all my pin money and get me one of those. I need me more robots.
This afternoon, Leila is hosting a dance contest. Every year or so, she comes up with some brilliant idea for some party she's going to have. One year it was a playground party, where all her friends were going to come to the playground and play and have snacks, another year all her friends were going to come and sing together. These never happened. I totally shined them on. She didn't realize all the work I would have to do, and that all the other girls might not know or care to sing her favorite songs with her, so I just put them off until they fell off the edge of her memory. So now we have the dance contest for which she has made ribbons and a big sign that took her all afternoon. I feel badly enough about totally flaking on her other parties, that this one is going forward. I have picked up the house, I have bought snacks, I have chilled wine for the moms. Cover your ears if you don't like Lady GaGa and let the dancing begin!
The heatwave is mercifully over, and here is what happens
when you leave your candles out in the heat.
when you leave your candles out in the heat.
Have a great weekend!
1 comment:
Timmy's bummed he's not invited! (not) But the wine sounds good!
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