Oh man, y'all, I'm finally back. I feel like I've been gone a month and five days. I'm happy to be in my own bed again, and I want to stay there until I get bedsores. I didn't hardly have internet access this whole time, and when I did, I didn't have time to stay in touch, but here I am! Never fear!
I am sitting at my desk right next to my new iPhone. I just want to lick it, and eat it for dinner. Its so pretty, and glossy, and sleak and I put all my stuff on it, and now I just want to stare at it. Actually, I want to get in the car and drive until I'm lost, and then use the beautiful iPhone to find the nearest Chipotle, the nearest ATM, call my husband and tell him I'm lost, and then use the map feature to get home, all the while listening to podcasts, and watching the first Sex and the City movie at red lights. Ahhhhh.
I'll fill you in on more stuff later, or maybe not. I'm still kind of punchy and tired, and I don't know where to start, so I think I'll start with some chardonnay and kick it.
Love to your mother.