This is getting ridiculous. Now I've pinched some nerve and my whole leg hurts, not just the foot. I'm a pill-poppin', couch-sittin', TV-watchin', cake-eatin'... person.
Yesterday I really felt like eating cake, so I made this recipe I have called Emergency Chocolate Cake. Its for cake emergencies, so it was perfect for my predicament, but in reality you have to wait one to two hours for it to cool, and I don't know what kind of emergency can wait one to two hours. So maybe I wasn't really having a cake emergency, maybe I was just having a cake crisis.
Wanna know what the main ingredient in this cake is? Mayonnaise! Let's all say it together: "Ewwwwwwww!" Yes, mayonnaise and flour and cocoa powder etc. And it is delicious. Very moist. No one would ever know it has mayonnaise in it.
Anyhoo, so now I'm cutting little squares of cake off and eating them all day, and they give me the hiccups. I went to a movie, so I finally got out of the house, but now I've got to go sit on the sofa and put my foot up again because it seems that the universe really, really wants me on that couch.
Sorry about this post, its all I have today.