Wednesday, May 9, 2012

My Cat is a Dick

My cat is a very lovey, snuggly, affectionate asshole.  I am very done with pets today.  They all suck.

My friend has a laundry room in her downstairs and from the time she brought her cats home, they were put in the laundry room at night.  Now I have total laundry room envy. 

Not sleeping well is bad enough, but when it someone elses fault, like a neighbor whose car alarm goes off at 3 a.m. and wakes up your cat, who then starts climbing all over you and touching your face with his paw and purring in your ear and doesn't stop for hours until you pitch him across the room, its even worse. 

I also think I heard a screech owl.  That's a bad sign.

So, today didn't start well, but I can turn it around.  I will make myself some french toast, which heals almost anything, and then in a while take the dog for a bath and buy him some food.  Then I will come home and watch celebrity ghost stories, and my pets can all suck it.

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