Its 12:23 a.m. on Sunday morning as I write this. I can't sleep. I'm on drugs, for pain and for sleeping, and the pain part is sort of working, but not the sleep part. I had a really good night's sleep last night, so maybe that's all I'm gonna get this weekend.
My mind is just racing around. What I'm thinking about most is refinishing that yellow dresser I got at a garage sale a few months ago. This is what happens when you're flat on your ass and there's a Sarah's House marathon on HGTV. Get me to a hardware store, followed by a fabric store, followed by a paint store before I just explode with all these creative DIY ideas! DIY ideas that I cannot execute myself because I'm flat on my ass watching HGTV. Add an hour or more of looking at Pinterest gardening boards and you've got yourself a honey-do list a mile long.
Then the husband comes in, tired from the honey-do list you gave him today, and you make him look at rugs. He reminds you that the last Visa bill was hum-dinger, and that maybe you should wait and not be so impulsive, but he eventually relents and says, "Fine, order the rug." and you try to, but the size you want is sold out. You're actually kind of relieved, because you were being impulsive, and you know that you've already ordered those throw pillows off Etsy without your husband's knowledge.
So now I'm in that non-sleeping state where my mind is just repeating the same thoughts over and over again. Here is an excerpt of the current loop running in my mind: Let's see, I will start with some steel wool, then 150 or 175 sand paper, maybe both. But I'll need a piece of poster board to cut out a template for the glass top. I'll need a ziplock bag for the hardware, too. Should I paint the feet the same color as the rest of the dresser or spray paint them burnished bronze? Maybe I should do a white chevron pattern on the top. That wouldn't be too hard. Should I spray it or paint it? Painting would be more accessible, but spraying might work better with all that scrolling. I could go on, but since I'm already so bored of it, I can only imagine how you probably feel.
So, no decorating shows tomorrow? More sleep aids? Less coke? I don't know. I'm hoping that since I've written all this down now I can get it out of my head and sleep. My cat is very agitated that I am awake. I think he's more agitated than I am. I've just got tons of energy right now. I wish I could just go get that dresser and start sanding it RIGHT NOW. But that would be ludicrous.